Ouch My Brain Hurts!
Hello folks, I have mentioned in jest in a couple of threads on one ball about the Joe 90 chair. I’ll show you what I mean with those comments and show you about Joe’s chair. it was know as the Big Rat (Trap). Below is the official ‘fictional’ description of the chair. ‘The Brain Impulse Galvanoscope’. I have visions of SuBo being in one of these:)
“It is a highly sophisticated electronic machine capable of recording the brain patterns of one person and transferring them to another”
I have included an official JOE 90 video below, so why not click on it and go for a ride. Come on don’t be shy and it’s free on oneballradio.com too. I must warn you that the same subliminal trickery used on children and adults in the 1960’s are still operational in the video. Indeed I’d say some of you are unaware how these subliminal scams work even today. I assure you that subliminal trickery is used more now than ever so if you feel a bit queezy after watching the video don’t bloody blame me OK !!!?…after all I’m just a loony what the hell do I know? But if you do feel queezy please remember me saying ‘Gotcha’ but you know i don’t really mean it…;)
Are you up for the ride? Yes? Come on then ..great music too… let’s dance…. Have a good look around the video too…. before i transfer your brain patterns to mine.. Cackle… giggle… and snigger...
The Big Rat: Had a ride did you?… How was it for you darling?
Here’s the official fictional story about the big rat…
BRAIN IMPULSE GALVANOSCOPE
RECORD AND TRANSFER
This is Professor McClaine’s brain child, the culmination of a lifetime’s interest and research in the field of electronics. It is housed in his top secret underground laboratory at the cottage where he and Joe live. It is a highly sophisticated electronic machine capable of recording the brain patterns of one person and transferring them to another. In the course of events, a number of “tapes” have been collected, but it is usually necessary when a JOE 90 mission starts to go out and get the brain recordings of the expert whose knowledge is needed.
To receive the brain transfer Joe sits himself comfortably in a special chair; this rises up into a circular “cage”. Once inside, the machine is switched on, the “cage” begins to revolve – the tape is run.
Various electronic noises and psychedelic light effects are produced as the transfer begins to take effect. To Joe, this is a matter of routine and not an unpleasant experience – in fact he seems to enjoy it all.
After he has received the brain transfer, the recording works only when he wears a pair of special glasses with a set of built-in electrodes which connect to his temples. Wearing the glasses, Joe has the ability, skill, experience and knowledge of the expert. Without them he is just another boy.
The exact technical details of the way in which the BIG RAT works are a closely guarded secret, known only to Professor McClaine. There are, of course, plans, circuit diagrams and other technical details stored away, but even if found it would require something of the genius of Professor McClaine to understand them. (Source)
… It’s just a kids TV show thing… nothing to worry about.
Matthew Delooze 4th June 2009